Two and a Half People

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:25 pm

"I wonder. I'll be right back." she says and follows the other Will into the bedroom.

"Hey, do you have a second? I wanna try something and I need a piece of you for it."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:30 pm

"What's wrong with me out there?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:32 pm

"Nothing's wrong, I just wanna see if he'll know what you know if I give him some of your clay."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:36 pm

"Do liver transplant patients normally get the knowledge of their forebearers?" Will asked, though he got up anyway.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:50 pm

"No, but they're also not made out of shapeshifting clay."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:13 pm

"A fair point," Will admitted, following.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:31 am

"So go ahead, take off, I dunno, an ear or something." she says as the two walk back into the living room.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:37 am

Will did as he was told. "It's weird, by the way, that you think of it as an ear. It's not any different than any other part of my body."

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:02 am

"If it looks like an ear and makes you hear things it's an ear." she chuckles.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:24 pm

"Pfft. Speciesist." Will rolled his eyes, handing it over.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:35 pm

"What is that even supposed to mean?" she chuckles, handing the ear to the other Will.

"Here, try putting that on."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:47 pm

"Oooh, a present! You shouldn't have," Will joked, placing it on top of his head. "Am I ear-itating you?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:34 pm

"Thank god we didn't bring you to that tomato farm." she shakes her head. "Just absorb the dang thing."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:37 pm

"VwooooOOOOP!"

That wasn't the sound the ear made. Will made that sound with his mouth as he absorbed the thing.

The other Will rolled his eyes.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:40 pm

"You see what I put up with?" she tells the other Will with a chuckle.

"Okay, now, can you tell me why the other you stormed in here in such a huff?" she asks the first Will.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:51 pm

"Sure! Hey, Will, why did you storm in here in such a huff?"

The other Will facepalmed.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:59 pm

"Without just asking him!"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:03 pm

"Oh!"

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"No!"

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:11 pm

"Hmm, interesting. Notice anything at all being different?"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:18 pm

"Not...not really?," he said scratching his head. "I mean, everything seems about the same!"

The other Will rolled his eyes, and headed off to the kitchen.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:27 pm

"Damn, well, I guess now we know how your memory isn't distributed through all your cells."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:09 pm

"We can try more! Get him back here," WIll said, jumping up and chasing after Will.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:19 pm

"Hey, I'm not responsible for you wandering off." she laughs, following the two Wills.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:28 pm

"Get away from me!" the first Will said, manuevering to keep the kitchen island between him and the advancing Will, who had grabbed a knife.

"Oh, come one! Maybe we keep the memories in the pinkie or something. Let's find out!"

"Freak!"

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:29 pm

"Whoa, hey, calm down. What the hell is going on?"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:34 pm

"I wanna see if we can transfer the memories! This will be awesome!"

THe other Will looked at Sara. "Do you have, like, a brick we can hit him with?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:37 pm

"What's gotten into you two?"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:45 pm

"We're experimenting!" the first Will said, triumphantly.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:30 pm

"I don't think he is though." she points at the other Will.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:26 pm

"Pfft. He's just being a gloomy Gus."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:24 am

"Because you're threatening him with a knife!"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:43 am

"It's fine! You want to do it the other way around?" he asked.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:53 am

"No, I want to know what's caused this. It almost seems like a shift in personality."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:05 am

"I thought we were experimenting..." he said, with a pout.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:11 am

"We are. It's just unusual for you to not be excited about that. Or, well, one of you anyway."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:54 pm

"Well, he's CLEARLY lost all his common sense. I mean, clearly," the Will without the knife said. He may have a point.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:07 pm

"Clearly something went wonky when you absorbed that ear." Sara tells the knife-wielding Will.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:23 pm

"What? But I feel fine!" Sara's Will said. "I just wanted to see where memories WERE stored."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:25 pm

"You're clearly freaking yourself out though."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:28 pm

"Not freaked out," Bear's Will countered. "Just don't particularly want to be stabbed repeatedly."

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