Two and a Half People

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:35 pm

"Also, since when do you need a knife to take bits and pieces off of yourself? Just ask him if you wanna swap out some more clay."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:37 pm

Knife-will blinked. "Ooooooooooooooooooh."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:40 pm

"You're an idiot." she chuckles.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:25 pm

"That makes YOU the wife of an idiot," Sara's Will shot back, sticking out his tongue.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:30 pm

"No. Right now that makes me the wife of two idiots. Technically three even."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:57 pm

"Oooh, breaking the law. Kinky," Sara's Will teased, while Bear's Will rubbed his temples.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:20 pm

"That totally doesn't count. You're the same person!"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:21 pm

"Pfft," Sara's Will said, dismissively. "He won't even let me cut off a finger! He's a scardy-cat," he said, gesturing towards Bear's Will.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:29 pm

"Oh yeah? How about we cut off your finger then?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:35 pm

"Ooh! OK, then what?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:59 pm

"Give it to him, see if he becomes less of a chicken."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:22 pm

"Bock-bock-bock," Sara!Will said, popping off a finger and handing it to Bear!Will, while simultaneously growing feathers.

"Keep it up, and we'll stick you in the deep friar," Bear!Will said, taking the offered digit.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:33 pm

"No knifes and no friars either."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:58 pm

"Awwww," Sara!Will complained, as Bear!Will sensibly merged with the finger in question.

"Yeah, it looks like something this small doesn't effect us much," Bear!Will said. "For example, I don't feel like I've just suffered brain damage, so clearly I'm not as dumb as this guy over here."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:08 pm

"Neither of you is exactly genius material right now."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:59 pm

"You wound me," Sara!Chicken!Will said, clutching his hand to his heart, and falling over, fake-dead.

Bear's Will just rolled his eyes. "Useless."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:21 pm

"God I hope you never learn how to do this yourself." she laughs.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:25 pm

"I think it's FAIRLY clear we're not very good at this yet," Bear!Will observed, watching Sara!Will make a scene on the ground in mock-death-pains

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:49 pm

"Pretty sure you've done that when you were just one person. Maybe not for as long though."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:49 pm

"And you didn't shove me into a deep-frier then?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:38 pm

"Pretty sure I didn't."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:39 pm

"You have infinite patience then."

The Will on the floor was apparently wrapping up his act.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:20 am

"Finally, some acknowledgement." she chuckles before turning to the 'dead' Will. "Are you just about done?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:12 am

"Yeah, pretty much."

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:31 am

"Alright, so neither of you two noticed anything particularly different after swapping out bits and pieces?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:39 am

"Nothing at this scale," Bear's Will nodded. "Maybe it's overwhelmed by the existing clay?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:30 pm

"So you're saying we should split you in half?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:21 pm

"I was thinking him. I mean, come on, he can't get much dumber as it is."

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:19 am

"Look who's talking. But alright, you up for this?" she asks the other Will.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:17 am

"Yes! I've been waiting for something interesting to happen!"

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:43 am

"Well, hop to it then, pull off your legs or something."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:09 am

"If I pull off my legs, how could I hop?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:23 am

"You're a shapeshifter. Grow new legs."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:14 pm

"Ooooooh!" Will said, nodding, and, with a comic "pop!", popped off the two legs he had with him, as if they were mannequin parts.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:22 pm

"I assume the sound effect was absolutely necessary?" she chuckles.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:25 pm

"Yes," both Wills said simultaneously.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:27 pm

She makes a buzzer sound. "Wrong. Now go pick up your legs."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:34 pm

"Well," Bear!Will said, going over to do just that. "You don't like it when things are too realistic. You say they give you chills."

"So, yes," Sara!Will continued. "It was very much necessary."

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:41 pm

"Can't argue with that. Thanks." she smiles.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:15 pm

"So, let's see here," Bear!Will said, sitting down on the two legs, merging them in with his hips into some kind of freaky, four-legged thing.

"You know, the torso's all wrong for this," he said, after a moment.

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