Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

[Will Stanton]

"Wait, what? Why do you mean...I would never ask...I mean..." Will stuttered.

[Emily Inque]

"From what I have heard, you are an insatiable seducer of women," Emily says. "I have been warned not to fall for your manipulations, sir."

There was something like a smile in her voice.

[Will Stanton]

"I'm married!"

[Emily Inque]

"Exactly. It would be a tragedy if I were to come between you and your wife. My mother would be devastated, sir," Emily says.

[Will Stanton]

"Somehow, I think I'll be able to resist your charms"

[Emily Inque]

"I will do my best to restrain myself as well, sir," Emily says. "After all, there is nothing a girl finds more attractive than a older man who has a sexual history with her mother."

"I might have to take several cold showers a day, but I expect I will persevere."

[Will Stanton]

"Glad we're on the same page there, then," Will grinned

[Emily Inque]

Emily nods, "Which brings me to another matter. Where are my quarters? Am I sharing a room with your mistress?"

[Will Stanton]

"My mistress?

Nina? She's not my mistress."

[Emily Inque]

"Of course, sir. She is simply your live-in female roommate," Emily says.

[Will Stanton]

"To be honest, I have no idea. We just have the one bedroom, and I'm not sure where ~I'm~ sleeping at the moment."

[Emily Inque]

"The kitchen floor it is then, sir."

[Will Stanton]

"Nonono. We have couches. I think they fold out into a bed. You can use that until I find a better solution"

[Emily Inque]

"I am made of liquid darkforce, sir," Emily says. "You could always bottle me if space is a concern."

[Will Stanton]

"Nope. Not going to happen. I know what it's like to be trapped against one's will, and I'm not going to do that."

[Emily Inque]

"Whatever you say, sir," Emily says.

[Will Stanton]

Will sighed. "Alright, so. Um. Is there anything I can get you to make you more comfortable in your stay here?"

[Emily Inque]

"No. I expect I will be uncomfortable no matter what you do, sir," Emily says.

[Will Stanton]

"What will make that level of uncomfortableness the lowest?"

[Emily Inque]

"May I have permission to leave campus for brief periods?" Emily asks.

[Will Stanton]

"Of course. Try not to run afoul of local law enforcement, but you may leave campus as much as you like, otherwise."

[Emily Inque]

"Do I have permission of free association?" Emily asks. "Outside of people and behaviors restricted by my mother?"

[Will Stanton]

"Yes, with the same caveats--try to stay out of trouble, or your mother might kill me," he grinned.

[Emily Inque]

"I will do my best to live up to the high standards of behavior expected at this institution," Emily says.

[Will Stanton]

"That's all I ask," he smiled.