Dearest Sammy,
By the time this letter reaches you I'm sure your tame lap-dragon has reported back to you and you're no doubt considering a visit to scenic Madripoor. I'm deeply sorry I had to stay out of touch for so long and I'm certain you're as torn up about it as I am. Of course unlike you I don't feel any unnecessary restraint towards alleviating the situation by acting on my feelings. Or maybe you have taken things out on some unsuspecting but surely deserving low-lifes, in which case I would have to congratulate on finally shedding some of your restraints.
But I very much suspect that isn't the case and I can't help but wonder whether I was mistaken about you. At the very least I might have been erroneous in the things that are holding you back. Clearly the old friend you enshrined in your mind didn't hold as special a place in your heart as I had thought, because I understand you didn't care for my gift. Speaking of gifts, the associate that was so rudely wrangled from my grasp was not intended to be send your way, as I'm sure you suspected she was. I don't expect you to take my word for it, but as you'll find I simply didn't have the time to convince the young woman of the error of her way decisively.
Now, if you haven't already stormed out the door to board a plane to Asia I would really appreciate it if you could lower yourself to respond to this correspondence. There's no need to pretend that you would want to, which is why I will add some incentive to possibly make you reconsider. You see, as we speak we're preparing another batch of merchandise. Thanks to Mister Hino we had to change our logistics so don't bother hunting down Hereford Construction shipments. But regardless of those delays, eventually these people will find their way into London and I rather think I will grant some of them what I promised Rail I would. An undefined number of them will be set free to be absorbed into London's masses and in the case that I don't hear back from you they are groomed to cause some very unpleasant incidents in the name of the Phantom Queen.
On a rather different note, my associates tell me that you recently came to learn about having a biological daughter you're looking to adopt. I do have to say that I was very surprised to say the least. I hope everyone in your little family of misfits is doing quite well and please forward them my regards.
~ Melpomene
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