College Quotes #1

[Haley Crusek]

"I might just start you on Miss Newgate, but Miss Crusek might need some help eventually."

"...I wouldn't recommend tutoring them at the same time."

Understatement of the month.

[Samantha McManus]

"I wouldn't dare speculate on the size of your ego," Will joked.

Takes up the whole couch, with a bit of overflow.

[Theresa McMasters]

"Nudity isn't a thing that bothers you for very long if you're a shifter. I think half of my high school graduating class has seen some combination of my ass or boobs."

"combination of my ass or boobs" generates a really weird mental image.

[Kevin Gravis]

Haley let out a snort of laughter, "Nah. I'm not smart enough to make puns on purpose. But like. I dunno. Just seems crazy to me. Reading about it in power control homework, and hearing Steph talk about it? Can you imagine what that must be like, dealing with something like ... I dunno, ....like an untrained puppy in your brain telling you what to do?"

"I can!"

[Haley Crusek]

"Come on, I've got some taste. I'm not looking for some Texan Scrappy Doo to follow us around."

;_;

[Brigid Plunder]

I can go talk to Brigid and see if she'd be interested. She seems...I dunno, different than before when she wore glasses. Like, a cool kind of different. I'll definitely talk to her.

I'm fine!