College Quotes #1

by **Madrox Saavedra** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:23 pm

Rachel O'Brien wrote:Rachel bent over, making sure that she was giving Constantine (and anyone else looking in that direction) a good view as she neatly broke the balls.

Awesome.

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:21 am

Narrator wrote:As soon as Binary gets close enough to the protesters, the leader starts in shock.

"It's her! It's the techno-witch! Everyone wrap your cameras in lead!"

"Listen to me, you self-styled queen of the robots! If even one of these pictures is erased, we'll have you for it, you hear? We know what you're up to and we won't stand for your bullying any more than we will from those hooligan kids!"

I don't know if this is better or worse than the reaction I got out of him.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:48 am

Hehe. It's pretty awesome.

Also, well played Mr. Gabriel:

Ryan Gabriel wrote:"What, you've never had that happen to you? Go head up to the front gate for a minute then, that's practically a mutant rite of passage."

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:50 am

I mean, I'm a bloody pagan goddess, but apparently the queen of the robots is farther up on the hierarchy.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:51 am

Yes, but you're at least nominally Catholic.

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:53 am

Oh, that's right. Barabara is a dirty atheist.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:55 am

You take that back!

She bathes meticulously.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:38 am

Domanic Taylor wrote:""For the last question... everyone on an X-Team is special ops. No solo positions are open, this is a team program. Don't make me regurgitate bad corporate slogans about which letters make up the word team."

"Meat"?

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:59 am

"Makes it harder to recognise me. For the record, this is a legit job. Wish I could fill you in on the details but I haven't gotten them yet and if word got out I was divulging details of my little odd-jobs I'd loose them."

Um, I'm fairly sure that being a rent-boy is illegal in Britain.

by **Charlie Wallace** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:05 am

please, Charlie is to high class to be a simple rent boy. He's a companion.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:10 am

Merle McClintock wrote:He smiles and flexes at one of the guys knowingly. "Because we are better than them, right?"

And Merle does a wonderful job as a representative of that ol' Xavier Dream of human and mutant equality.

by **Juma Ngomo** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:12 am

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggy" until you can find a rock.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:13 am

That's the worst description of diplomacy I've ever heard.

by **John Hino** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:13 pm

Marcus Kingston wrote:"Aw. It'd be fun. Then I could make a giant moth and you guys could do it out in middle of London. In any case, who knows when the situation may come where being much larger will come in handy. At the very least, it'd make you pretty strong." He shrugged.

Oh Mothra!

by **Marcus Kingston** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:37 pm

*changes that right now* >.>

by **Rick Ferguson** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:59 pm

Bow chika wow wow.

by **Merle McClintock** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:32 pm

Nina Madaraki wrote:
Merle McClintock wrote:He smiles and flexes at one of the guys knowingly. "Because we are better than them, right?"

And Merle does a wonderful job as a representative of that ol' Xavier Dream of human and mutant equality.

You play to your audience. I don't think a guy with TUSKS wanted a "we can all live in harmony and eat vegan rainbows" kind of speech.

by **Jessica Temple** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:01 pm

Stereotyping already?

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:11 am

But nah..no wild parties just yet.

Beg pardon?

by **Jessica Temple** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:50 am

There was a wild party? Dang, where was I?

Oh wait...

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:11 pm

"Are you doing anything Saturday?" Chloe asked Great. That was sooo subtle.

Simon's tail twitches slightly at the tip as he tried to keep a straight face. "I might be called in to save the world. Otherwise not a thing."

OK, maybe it's just me, but that got me laughing.

by **Jessica Temple** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:50 am

Samantha McManus wrote:"You two have been going back and forth since you arrived in my office."

Jessica Temple wrote:"We have?" Jess replied, having not really noticed it. She thought about it, then looked a little sheepishly at her sister. "We have."

Honestly, when we were writing it, neither of US noticed.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:52 am

I was mostly trying to show that Chloe was shy and nervous about the whole situation.

Still, it worked out really well.

by **Constantine McGraw** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:40 am

William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Walking all over him already Sara?

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:58 am

Constantine McGraw wrote:
William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Walking all over him already Sara?

I couldn't think of any ladder-related puns as a comeback. :<
But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that there'll propably be much worse, innuendo-laden shape-shifting antics coming up sooner or later.

Or considering Will, all the time rather than eventually. I mean he hit on a girl with what's basically a more classy version of "I like big butts"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:00 am

Sara Evans wrote:
Constantine McGraw wrote:
William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Walking all over him already Sara?

I couldn't think of any ladder-related puns as a comeback. :<
But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that there'll propably be much worse, innuendo-laden shape-shifting antics coming up sooner or later.

Or considering Will, all the time rather than eventually. I mean he hit on a girl with what's basically a more classy version of "I like big butts"

I shall not tolerate this slanderization of Lionel Richie!

by **John Hino** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:17 am

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle got an email...a new roommate.

But he hadn't moved in yet. He put up a brief sign and a photo of himself on the door. Under that, a welcoming note that said "WELCOME KELLY!"

Dude. Run!

by **John Hino** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:12 pm

Patrick Fitzroy wrote:"Uh, no. I, um, read y-your files. You have a surprisingly sparce web presence. No birth certificate in the data flow, very little purchasing data. You're almost invisible out there. But the school mainframe told me about you."

No, not creepy at all.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:54 pm

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle subscribes to the story. Booyah! Rugby and telepathy and creepy vampire girls, plus two other teams, had solved the case.

Hi. News flash, we don't have any girls who have done anything to make Merle think they're vampires.

Metagame much?

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:35 pm

Merle McClintock wrote:"I told you, Code Names. I ain't got one, I want one."

He looks up. "X-teams, you know?"

What are you talking about? I already gave you a codename.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:15 am

Victoria Valentine wrote:She gave a little moan, then kissed his ear. "Then eat up. I have to stay and take care of you, after all, silly man," she teased, though her voice was a bit huskier as she headed back to her seat.

...so creepy.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:19 am

And you could pick pretty much anything in that thread to quote.
Highly inappropriate indeed! xD

by **Patrick Fitzroy** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:29 am

John Hino wrote:
Patrick Fitzroy wrote:"Uh, no. I, um, read y-your files. You have a surprisingly sparce web presence. No birth certificate in the data flow, very little purchasing data. You're almost invisible out there. But the school mainframe told me about you."

No, not creepy at all.

Seriously...it's like superman. If you can see through evrything but lead lined clothes, wouldn't everyone be naked all the time? What's privacy to a guy who can talk to computers, and who soaks up databases? He was picked on when younger, and this was how he got to know people. The whole actually going up to someone and talking to them thing's totally new. And he knows he's pooching it terribly. Poor sumbich doesn't do people.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:31 am

I can read your mind without breaking a sweat, but you don't see me advertising...

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:51 am

*Innocent look* Can you read my mind?

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:54 am

See, this is why we can't date anymore, Dom. You grew up to be a weird pervert.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:55 am

*pouts* Are you saying I've been a ba- y'know what? Never mind, this wouldn't work anywhere nearly as well on you as on Daddy over there.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:04 pm

I was wise to your mum's tricks over a decade ago!

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:07 pm

My mother has nothing on me.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:43 pm

For the record Dom, this is worse than the time you shagged Becca the night after your date with me.

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