College Quotes #1

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:38 pm

He can not lie.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:23 pm

ASHLIE wrote:"No. I wanted to make friends. I lied because people treated me differently knowing I was artificial."

Preach it, sister.

by **Theresa McMasters** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:07 am

Trev Anderson wrote:"They're just controlled by the computer. The conversations can just be a little repetitive sometimes. "

"*sigh* Times are tough."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:55 pm

Theresa McMasters wrote:
Trev Anderson wrote:"They're just controlled by the computer. The conversations can just be a little repetitive sometimes. "

"*sigh* Times are tough."

"Especially after I took an arrow to the knee."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:24 pm

Will Stanton wrote:"So...we're looking for something very small, or possibly quite large, that could be dangerous, or maybe not."

It may also cause the stock market to rise or maybe cause it to fall.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:57 pm

Steve Jones wrote:"So, umm... what's your power?"

I think this must be the mutant equivalent of "What's your sign?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:24 pm

Natalya Romanov wrote:"It does predispose someone to stupidity."

I think that's the Xaviers motto.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:55 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:"A month on grounds crew, and your next semester will have a mandatory telepathic ethics class."

The telepathic ethics class is just an hour of Sam and a dozen ravens frowning at you.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:59 pm

Or an hour of Mike:
<Student> "What if I...?"
<Mike> "Death by plasma rifle."
<Student> "But if I..."
<Mike> "Death by multiple plasma rifles."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:32 am

Will Stanton wrote:Will slowly pulled himself together.

"Fantastic. I get excellent cell reception, then?"

I'll be here all week, folks.

by **Mary Ann London** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:15 am

Room Assignment Thread wrote:Molly/Mary

I can see it now...

<Molly> When Mary Ann snores, it sounds like there's a bear sleeping in the room.
<Everyone Else> Umm...

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:54 pm

Theresa McMasters wrote:"Probably true," she nodded. "She actually looks kind of cool now really."

Theresa's just trying to transform herself into her WoW character and is excited about Regan starting to look like this.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:55 pm

Nailah Weaver wrote:Theresa's just trying to transform herself into her WoW character and is excited about Regan starting to look like this.

This is even funnier, because Ten and I have actually discussed this. <_<

<Theresa> "It's like the ultimate cosplay!"
<Regan> "Kill me now... again..."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:41 pm

Theresa McMasters wrote:"That attitude... that there's something wrong with us... that's what leads to shit like the MRA."

Alternate statement:
"You know who else thinks something's wrong with mutants? Senator Kinsey."

But I didn't think Theresa would be the type to Marvel-Godwin.

by **Deirdre Quinn** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:36 am

Narrator wrote:One day, outside of Brigid and Haley's door, a piece of parchment would be posted.

"Haley--

--Meet me in the center of the hedge maze tonight. Come alone.

----R."

This isn't what I meant, you freaky old bastard, you!

by **Roland Sackville** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:11 pm

Quiet, woman! Suffrage has ruined us all.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:37 pm

Will Stanton wrote:"Little disoriented," the folder said, flapping it's mouth. "Little annoyed with Nina, if I'm being frank."

Just tell Natalya or Samantha that Nina was chasing you around the grounds with a gun trying to shoot you. Instant payback.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:38 pm

He asked me to do it!

by **Steve Jones** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:23 pm

Marcie Tiboldt wrote:"I did watch a movie with one of the boys here the other day," Mars says, "It was nice. Although the movie was pretty terrible."

>_<

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:45 pm

Sara Stanton wrote:"I can get thongs and isolation containers from the lab."

I said we're going for *containment*, Sara. I'm not sure how thongs are going to help.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:17 pm

Theresa McMasters wrote:"It's not like anyone expects you to burst out 'I'm a pretty jungle princess' in class tomorrow or anything."

That is, however, exactly what she should do.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:49 pm

Molly Malcolm wrote:"So, basically I have magic OCD now," Molly complains, "Great."

Magic's all about OCD. Get one thing wrong and *boom*. Head on a table.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:01 pm

Natalya in the Holding Cell thread wrote:*snip goofy nonsense*

I swear I'm not trying to make her sound like a doofus, but it's just working out that way. Can I blame those meds that Stan gave her?

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:02 pm

When you're tangentially involved in a Will-plot, there's a certain level of goofiness that is, occasionally, infectious.

And when the goofiness is removed, it ends up re-replicating itself later. If only I had a good analogy for that...

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:39 am

Sidney Young wrote:"You're welcome, She-Ra." she stares daggers at Brigid.

"People say they're my friend, but they just want to see me in a leaopardskin bikini. #savageworldproblems"

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:42 am

Altamira Vazquez wrote:
"Oh, and maybe to kill your history professor. We'll play that one by ear."

"You leave my boyf....professor alone!"

by **Altamira Vazquez** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:23 am

"Watch out, or I'll declare Texans an abomination as well. See if I don't!"

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:48 pm

Haley Crusek wrote:"Maybe we can sort of...feel for it?" she suggested, tapping her temple, "Probably has some sort of...energy if it's old and strange..."

Oh yeah, babe, feel my energy.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:59 pm

Sergei Kravinoff wrote:"Let me introduce you to the greatest prey mankind has ever had to face!"

It turns out it's man.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:02 pm

Miranda Savage wrote:"Maybe? I don't know. You looked irritated though."

"Yup, that'd be Sara, alright."

by **Miranda Weaver** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:08 pm

Haley wrote:Haley chewed her nip nervously, looking back and forth between the snake and the book hesitantly, her mind racing but her shields holding her thoughts inside her own skull for now.

That's an impressive feat of dexterity, but has to be painful. <_<

by **Miranda Weaver** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:18 pm

Will Stanton (OOC) wrote:I DO enjoy mindscape threads. I should do another one.

I love mindscape threads! I've been trying to come up with an excuse to do one.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:16 pm

We'll, we'll have to figure one out here

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:06 pm

Nailah Weaver wrote:"Roland takes issue with telephones and the printing press."

Dang it, books are ruining our children's ability to remember things! Who needs to remember something when you can just look it up in a book? It's horrible.

by **Kevin Gravis** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:11 pm

Altamira Vazquez wrote:"You doing a favor for a friend, and me letting creation go unguarded. That seems like the very definition of an unfair trade. You can't have your cake and eat it too!" she laughed.

Remind me never to bake you a cake.

by **Altamira Vazquez** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:30 pm

Get back in the kitchen!

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:15 pm

Nailah Weaver wrote:"You have a good way to discern between Sam and Morrigan? Cause I'm sure part of her is going to enjoy it, no precognition needed."

Somewhere, Sam is shuddering, and she doesn't know why yet.

by **Miranda Weaver** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:20 pm

Brigid Plunder wrote:"She's a Saurian. I'm talking about Sauron who... has a history here."

<Kay> "You mean the guy in that Lord of the Rings series?"

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:25 pm

I considered that! Instead I opted for a bit of white man's burden from the ignorant but well-meaning fish-girl.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:02 pm

Altamira Vazquez wrote:"You're afraid you'll enjoy it too much, and begin a reign of terror as the Morrigan, sitting on a throne of skulls and drinking blood from another, smaller skull?"

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