Vandals Tag Chelmsford Police
Late last night unknown vandals have tagged the front entrance of the Chelmsford Police Department with graffiti. The police is investigating but has cited issues with their security cameras and numerous computer problems hindering the investigation. Clean-up efforts remain inefficient as of printing. For so far unknown reasons the graffiti has proved resistant to normal solvents. A small reward has been issued for hints as to the identity of the vandals and can be send to snitches@essex-police.co.uk
The online version of the article has a corrective edit:
We mistakenly published the wrong contact email and would like to apologize for being so incompetent and also big meanies.
The correct address is of course incompetence@dailymail.co.uk