News - Vandalism in Chelmsford

[Narrator]

Vandals Tag Chelmsford Police



Late last night unknown vandals have tagged the front entrance of the Chelmsford Police Department with graffiti. The police is investigating but has cited issues with their security cameras and numerous computer problems hindering the investigation. Clean-up efforts remain inefficient as of printing. For so far unknown reasons the graffiti has proved resistant to normal solvents. A small reward has been issued for hints as to the identity of the vandals and can be send to snitches@essex-police.co.uk

The online version of the article has a corrective edit:

We mistakenly published the wrong contact email and would like to apologize for being so incompetent and also big meanies.
The correct address is of course incompetence@dailymail.co.uk

[Nash Riley]

Nash was looking through the online news when this article caught his eye.

Inorganic Pride? That is sure an odd thing to tag. Issues with security cameras and computers? The graffiti being hard to remove? And it is in purple.

His mind went back to the events in the lab

She wouldn't have, would she?

He then saw the edit.

Big meanies? really?

*face palm*

He then looked up the location of the tagged building, trying to see how hard it would be to get there to see it for himself.

[Narrator]

Chelmsford is the next town over from Maldon and the police department isn't particularly hard to find. There's a bus-stop almost right outside.