He Just Don't Learn, Do He

[Wayne Cole]

Under the cover of darkness, Wayne slipped to the side of Admin building, and started spraying a gang tag on it.

He was no artist, per se, but he did have a message to get out, that message being "this sucks."

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[Nick Varkan]

From behind, Nick cleared his throat loudly.

[Wayne Cole]

Wayne whirled.

"What the fok you want?

[Nick Varkan]

That's when Nick used his powers to steal the can of spray paint.

"That, for one."

[Wayne Cole]

"Fucking bastard! Wot you doing, stealing other's property?"

[Nick Varkan]

"Preventing more immediate vandalism," he answered, "I'd crush it too but you've got enough to clean up as it is."

[Wayne Cole]

"Like hell."

[Nick Varkan]

"Listen kid, I'm not above splashing you with paint thinner and rubbing you against the wall until the paint comes off," he answered gruffly, "Trust me, one way or another you'll be cleaning it."

[Wayne Cole]

"You wouldn't dare."

[Nick Varkan]

"Paint thinner? Nah. Paint? Don't tempt me."

"FYI? Don't even think about trying to punch me like you did our new professor. You won't even get close."

[Wayne Cole]

Wayne growled. "Too afraid to take a punch like a man?"

[Nick Varkan]

"Of course not," he smirked, "I'm just better at it."

[Wayne Cole]

"Suuuure, mate. That's what all the poofs say."

[Nick Varkan]

"Come at me then," he dared.

[Wayne Cole]

"Right!" he said, flicking a switchblade out of one pocket and slowly advancing towards Nick.

[Nick Varkan]

"No one said anything about knives."

Nick waggled his finger and the switchblade's parts came unscrewed.

[Wayne Cole]

"Fuckin' cheating."

[Nick Varkan]

"The game is fists. The knife was cheating."

[Wayne Cole]

"And the bloody telek-whatzit?"

[Nick Varkan]

"Stopping you from doing something stupid."

[Wayne Cole]

"Like smashing your smug face in?"

[Nick Varkan]

"Like you trying to stab me."

[Wayne Cole]

"Succeeding, you mean."

[Nick Varkan]

"If that's what helps you sleep at night."

[Wayne Cole]

"I don't sleep at night. I draw naked ladies on the sides of bitches offices."

[Nick Varkan]

"Not here you don't."