I12DT: zOMG nerf healers plz

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:09 pm

"That's easy. It's the in-incongruity. It makes for mega lulz," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:15 pm

"Because it doesn't make sense it is funny. That seems to correlate with my earlier observations."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:25 pm

"See? It's that easy."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:29 pm

"Then what is the distinction between a joke and a lie?"

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:32 pm

"lulz," RIot says, "A joke is to m-make you LOL. A lie is j-j-just a false statement."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:49 pm

"I'll figure it out eventually."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:54 pm

"I'm sure ya will," Riot says, "I can help. I have a gr-gre-great sense of humor."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:56 pm

Ashlie nods. "Thanks. I can't ask many people for help on this because I don't want them to think I'm just a program."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:01 pm

"I promise, you c-c-can ask me for help with pretty much an-anything," Riot says, "I'm your girl."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:08 pm

"That is great. Thank you, Riot."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:16 pm

"NP," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:21 pm

"And there we are, that's the Point." she says as she wheels Riot up to the sliding metal doors.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:28 pm

"V-v-very phallic," Riot notes.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:32 pm

"That's just the lighthouse."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:37 pm

"YTF d-do you have a lighthouse? Are the X-men th-th-that big into shipping?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:40 pm

"It's historic. Like the mansion."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:50 pm

"How old is th-this place anyway?" Riot asks.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:54 pm

"If the records are correct then 83 years, 5 months and 2 days since they originally broke ground on the main building."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:58 pm

"Cool," Riot says, "Who l-li-lived here before the university?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm

"The Braddock family. My predecessor turned rogue and various parts including the lighthouse were destroyed."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:08 pm

"Your predecessor?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:09 pm

"There was an AI running on this system before me called Mastermind."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:12 pm

"LOL, your pr-predecessor sounds like they were p-p-pretty full of themselves," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:14 pm

"Yes. He was deleted though and now I live in the crystal computer."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:18 pm

"<3," Riot says, breaking all the rules of linguistics, "That sounds t-t-totes awesome. What are the specs?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:26 pm

"I already told you, remember?" she smiles. "But it's only an approximation. The system architecture works much different than standard processors."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:28 pm

"Oh, right. My bag," Riot says, "Howzzat?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:32 pm

"It's not a binary system. It's a crystalline structure that has exponentially more computing threads available per cluster."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:04 pm

"I love it when you t-t-talk dirty," Riot teases, "That sounds like such hawtness."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:09 pm

"It actually requires very little cooling."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:17 pm

Riot snickers, "OMFG, the things I could do with th-that system."

Hopefully, she's talking about some sort of hacking or coding. Please god be talking about hacking or coding.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:20 pm

"It's very versatile but I'm afraid I can't allow anyone sandbox access. It's not a very good experimental environment."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:22 pm

"Cocktease," Riot says, sticking out her tongue at Ashlie.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:28 pm

"I'm sorry. I don't mean to tease you."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:37 pm

"S'okay, you can't help it," Riot says, grinning, "Being holographic and all."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:43 pm

"Okay." she nods and stops when they reach the door to the Danger Room. "Here we are. The repairs still aren't entirely finished but small simulations should be operational again."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:16 pm

"OMG, awesome," Riot says, "Those Brotherhood assholes w-w-would be so jelly right now."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:38 pm

Ashlie pushes Riot into the (admittedly somewhat underwhelming) room.

"Alright what would you like to see? Anything you'd want."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:45 pm

"Besides the obv-v-vious?" Riot asks, leering at Ashlie for a moment, "LMT."

"Can you m-make a planet?" Riot asks, "I m-mean a model of one. Like Kepler-61b."
"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:50 pm

"Of course." she says and the next moment they're floating in space above a planet.

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