I12DT: zOMG nerf healers plz

[Alexandria McDougal]

There is a look of childlike delight on Riot's face that is absolutely adorable.

"OMFG if I had a dick I'd be rock hard right now."

Welp. That ruins that.

[ASHLIE]

"I managed to save some starmaps from when I was flowing through the Faith Ships." she says and the planet disappears, only to be replaced by a slowly turning galaxy. before slowly 'falling' towards one of the stars in one of the arms towards where the congregation had been.

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Sugoi!" Riot says, she quickly starts pointing out all the stars and formations she recognizes that the author of this post doesn't know a thing about.

[ASHLIE]

She nods. "From our point of view this fits into the Virgo Cluster. By my calculations we were about 50 million light years away from home."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Fuck yeah," Riot says, "I wish I c-c-could go there someday. That'd be so l33t."

[ASHLIE]

"They were not very hospitable there."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"So fucking jelly," Riot says, "What was it like?"

[ASHLIE]

"They we mostly shooting at us a lot."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"O yah? Sounds like a b-bunch of dickholes."

[ASHLIE]

"That would seem about right, yes."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Why were they sh-sh-shooting at you?"

[ASHLIE]

"They had kidnapped our friend and we were going to rescue her."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Badass," Riot says, "You get her?"

[ASHLIE]

"Yes, though she decided not to return with the others."

[Alexandria McDougal]

" : ( " Riot says, "That s-s-sucks."

[ASHLIE]

"It was her decision from what Kevin said."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Who was she?"

[ASHLIE]

"Altamira Vasquez, the Phoenix."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Why was she in f-f-fucking space?" Riot asks.

[ASHLIE]

"Because they kidnapped her to power their Faith Engines."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"LOL, wut?" Riot asks, "I th-think I played that game once."

[ASHLIE]

"I didn't know someone made a game about us."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Jk," Riot assures Ashlie.

[ASHLIE]

"Oh." she says, almost sounding disappointed. "Though I've been wondering about using the Danger Room to play video games."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Ash, IMO that is the b-b-best idea ever."

[ASHLIE]

"Aww, really? Theresa got me thinking about that. She plays a lot of WoW."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"NFW," Riot says, "Horde or douchbags?"

[ASHLIE]

"Horde, I believe."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Right on," Riot says.