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by **Roland Sackville** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:30 pm

It may have been brisk in late September, but that didn't stop Roland from doing some sort of tai chi-like thing (was it Tai Chi?) out in the garden, shirtless.

It looked as if he was lost in thought.

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by **Haley Crusek** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:39 pm

Haley let out an impressive wolf whistle as she crossed the garden towards him.

"Hey Prof," she grinned.

by **Roland Sackville** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:02 pm

"Ah! Haley," Roland said, suitably abashed by the whistle. "How...erm...how's it hanging?" he said, trying out a new piece of slang.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:13 am

Haley stifled a giggle. "I...yeah don't ever say that. It's good."

by **Roland Sackville** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:56 am

"No good with the slang, huh?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:12 am

"...yeah not really. It's kinda cute though. It's like a dog walking on two legs," she teased.

by **Roland Sackville** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:58 am

"Oh, laugh now. Try keeping up with slang in 30 years, much less 3,000."

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:24 am

"You're still cool, just in your own way. Your new outfits I keep suggesting for you are helping the cool factor."

As are those abs. God damn.

by **Roland Sackville** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:31 pm

"Thanks for that, by the way, but those last jeans I think got some snickers in my afternoon class."

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:39 pm

"I'll kick their asses. You look great in those."

by **Roland Sackville** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:53 pm

"You think so? They're rather tight..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:47 am

"That's how they're supposed to look, duh."

by **Roland Sackville** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:27 am

"But what if you're attacked by a sabretooth tiger," he said with a straight face.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:38 am

"...the hell does that have to do with your ass-hugging jeans?"

by **Roland Sackville** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:24 pm

"Can't escape very well if you're restricted by your jeans. I'd have to shed 'em," he said, keeping a straight face.

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:20 pm

Haley groaned, chuckling. "Oh god, stooooop."

by **Roland Sackville** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:38 pm

"But if I stopped, then surely, the sabretooth tiger would catch me. I feel like you're not paying attention," Roland said, keeping up the deadpan.

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:48 pm

"Oh my god, this is so bad." She laughed, exasperated. "Ugh. I guess I can't blame the dude with thousands of years to practice dad jokes."

by **Roland Sackville** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:03 pm

"Dad jokes?" he said, scrunching up his nose a bit.

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:14 pm

"Terrible puns. Shit like that."

by **Roland Sackville** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:07 pm

"Well, that's not...quite the image I'm trying to portray.

....in classes, and things like that." he added, quickly.

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:48 pm

Haley quirked an eyebrow at him, but quickly changed the subject. "So. I like our runs. But we should mix it up sometime. I wanna get ripped so I'm strong enough to do shit without needing my TK."

by **Roland Sackville** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:12 pm

"Sorry, ripped?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:04 pm

"Jacked. Swole. Like you," she said giving his abs a telekinetic swat for emphasis.

by **Roland Sackville** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:32 am

Roland flinched, just a little, at the unexpected touch.

"Well, how strong are we talking about? Your frame isn't THAT large to begin with..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:33 pm

"OMG why does everyone assume I want to look like the Hulk. I want definition. Abs. Thighs that could kill a guy like that James Bond movie chick."

by **Roland Sackville** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:25 pm

"That...who?

So you just want to....work off the baby fat, is that it?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:16 pm

"...James Bond movies are like 100 years old, and there's been like 30 of them, you really haven't seen any?"

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:11 pm

"Remember, I was living in East Germany for a lot of this. We didn't exactly get all the latest and greatest."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:07 pm

"Why not? I thought Germany was awesome since they got everything like rebuilt after World War Three."

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:03 pm

"You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:26 pm

Haley looked at him puzzled. "Two? It's World War Two isn't it?"

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:30 pm

"Yes, it was.

And...remind me to go into the cold war some in class.

No, I haven't seen James Bond. We didn't get much--I used to listen to records from the West printed on old X-rays."

by **Roland Sackville** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:03 pm

AFter a few minutes, Roland nodded.

"Alright, I'll help you get..."swole", as you put it. But you'll have to do something in return."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:16 pm

"How do you listen to a picture of a bone?" she asked, confused, while presumably Roland face palmed.

"But sure...what do I need to agree to?"

by **Roland Sackville** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:48 pm

"Erm...I hadn't gotten that far yet," Roland said, abashed.

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:06 pm

"So you want me to just agree but not know what I'm agreeing to? Seems kinda lame," she teased.

by **Roland Sackville** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:22 pm

"Well...give me a few minutes, at least..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:16 pm

"Gotta think of something worthwhile huh?" she smirked, pulling out her phone and playing with it. A few seconds later she apparently found a YouTube clip of the Jeopardy! music and played it loudly on her phone.

by **Roland Sackville** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:05 am

"I don't recognize that. Is that that Adele woman?"

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