by Haley Crusek » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:28 am
"Well of course we haven't. And I haven't at all, like ever, except at the graduation dance in 8th grade, when I danced with this boy who was like, in love with me, but he was so awkward, and he kept stepping on my toes and farting because he was so nervous or something. And I guess the square dance unit in elementary school PE...but that really doesn't count either. I got a detention for punching Jimmy Sellers in the stomach after he kept stepping on my shoes trying to give me a flat tire," Haley rambled.