Sept 22: Whittling the Time Away

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:55 am

"Right on. Serves the cops right," he laughed.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:57 am

"Yeah. Plus it's just hilarious. Can you imagine their faces? I wish someone would have filmed that too."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:21 am

"It must've been friggin priceless."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:27 pm

"And it makes them look stupid for trying to arrest a mutant. Like, the whole MRA thing in general."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:38 pm

"Don't get me started on the fascist MRA bullshit."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:11 pm

"They're just all pissy that they can't buy a gun that makes them feel like they have the biggest dick anymore."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:54 pm

"The bigger the gun the tinier the dick," he nodded.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:33 pm

"Yeah, I mean, think about it. Well not really cause who wants to think about tiny douchebag dicks, but all the NRA assholes are suddenly outgunned by teenagers. I bet if they could buy mutations in a bottle they'd suddenly be all over that shit. Like, no one bugs Tony Stark over this crap cause his shit in theory anybody can use, ya know?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:49 pm

"And because he has, like, ALL the lawyers."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:55 am

"No I mean, like, public opinion and shit. No one thinks any of the Avengers are gonna be douchebags about their powers. Because they earned them or some crap like that, I dunno. But nooo, you wake up with half the neighborhood whispering dumb shit straight into your brain and suddenly you're 'a potential threat' and 'possibly dangerous'. They're just pissing their pants because I could walk past the Senate and hear all their bullshit little secrets or whatever. Assholes."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:22 am

"It's stupid. Nearly everyone is 'a potential threat.' Some just have to try harder."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:24 am

"Right? What a load of crap."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:14 am

"Too many damn secrets anyway."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:21 am

"What do you mean?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:00 pm

"The world would be better off with less secret political bullshit."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:36 pm

"Good luck with that. People are dicks but god help you, nobody must know! Shit would be so much simpler if everyone just admitted to their bullshit and we collectively got over it."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:57 pm

"And maybe a monkey will fly out of my ass," he said, laughing like the comment was funnier than it actually was. The joint was taking effect.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:09 pm

"Ooh, we could train it to bring us chips and snacks and shit!"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:46 am

"You realize it's been in someone's butt, right?"

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:14 pm

"Well then we lock it in the shower first. Duh, work with me here."

by **Barbara Kirby** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:32 pm

"What's all the commotion over here, then?" Barbara said, walking over thanks to the rather foolish sight of the two kids giggling like goofballs under a tree.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:47 pm

"Narc alert!" he thought loudly.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:39 pm

"Uh-oh, it's the Fun Police." Jennifer snickers out loudly.

by **Barbara Kirby** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:22 pm

"And what's THAT supposed to mean?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:56 pm

He snorted a laugh. "Oh my God it's her catchphrase."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:40 pm

"Nothing. Hey Barbs, you want a puff?"

by **Barbara Kirby** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:31 pm

"A puff of what?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:54 pm

"Let's call it teenage rebellion."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:09 pm

Jennifer just holds up the joint they've been smoking.

by **Barbara Kirby** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:28 pm

"Your kidding, right? That's illegal over here, too."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:35 pm

"Funny, I thought you were against thoughtlessly obeying dogma."

by **Barbara Kirby** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:50 pm

"Yeah, because smoking weed is really worth taking a stand for."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:52 pm

"You really need to chill. If only there was something that could help with that..."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:00 pm

"The monkey?" he smirked.

by **Barbara Kirby** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:53 pm

"What monkey?"

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:16 am

"What monkey?" Jennifer asks almost at the same time as Barbara, lagging half a second behind. Apparently she's already forgotten their earlier discussion about flying monkey butlers.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:06 am

"Oh nevermind," he smiled conspiratorially.

by **Barbara Kirby** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:16 pm

"You guys have massive balls, doing this on a campus with telepaths, you know?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:00 pm

"Yes, because the headmistress is reading everyone's thoughts at all times," he said sarcastically.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:07 pm

"I know cause I keep getting yelled at for it." she smirks, a bit too self-satisfied for admitting that she already gets into trouble.

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