Threads Where Bad Decisions Happen I: The Common Room

[Paul Valmont]

Paul took a second to realize that yes, this was where he should be paying attention. "Oh, uh, I'll have a Coke," he said, then looked at Riot, hoping she wasn't about to say something horrid again.

[Haley Crusek]

"Sprite for me, please," she smiled, trying to make up for anything Riot might say.

"Be. Nice." she cautioned Riot mentally

[Alexandria McDougal]

Riot rolls her eyes, "C-c-coffee."

[Paul Valmont]

Paul just smirked and hoped that the waiter wouldn't ask her if she wanted cream.

[Haley Crusek]

"Did you want cream with that?" the waiter squeaked.

[Alexandria McDougal]

Riot bursts out into a fit of perverted giggles.

[Haley Crusek]

"Uh...I'll bring some...with the drinks" he said, turning and basically fleeing from the table.

Haley smirked at Riot. "I think you broke his brain."

[Alexandria McDougal]

"He's the one who wants to give me a big load of his cream," Riot says, still snickering.

[Haley Crusek]

Haley snorted.

[Alexandria McDougal]

"Hey. G-g-guys love giving a girl cream," Riot says. "Right, Paul?"

[Paul Valmont]

"Hey, leave me out of this one," Paul said, not exactly wanting Haley to think he was some superperv or something. Or to admit his complete lack of any sort of knowledge on the subject.

[Alexandria McDougal]

Riot snorts and waves her hand dismissively, "W-w-whatever. Like you wouldn't like to see me and Haley on our knees, naked, and covered in--"

"Cream," the waiter interrupts. "Right here. With your drinks."

He quickly and nervously serves the three and then retreats from the table.

[Haley Crusek]

Haley blushed violently, and covered her mouth with her hands as she stifled uproarious laughter.

"Oh. My. God. You have no filter, Riot!" she finally gasped, wiping a tear from her eye, her cheeks still bright red.

[Alexandria McDougal]

Riot snickers, "ROFL, that was awesome fuckin' sauce."

[Paul Valmont]

Paul, meanwhile, was doing his level best to try to go unnoticed for a bit after Riot's aborted indecency. Not... that she was wrong...

[Haley Crusek]

"You okay, cutie?" she asked, noticing Paul's attempt to appear nonchalant.

[Paul Valmont]

Which, of course, made Paul instantly turn red. "Yeah! In great!" he insisted, too loudly. Oh god, don't look like a dumbass you dumbass...

[Alexandria McDougal]

"We should go s-somewhere fun," Riot says. "Like a club or something."

[Haley Crusek]

"Once we get our food we totally should. Not really dressed for anything though," she frowned at her outfit.

[Paul Valmont]

"Oh no. How are we ever going to get changed now that we're all the way in London," Paul deadpanned.

[Alexandria McDougal]

"OMG, we sh-sh-should totally hit up the shops," Riot says. "I know a place that sells the best cosplay outfits."

[Paul Valmont]

"That... wasn't what I meant, but okay," Paul said. Wait, cosplay?

[Haley Crusek]

"Oh, duh," she giggled before looking to Riot equally confused. "The fuck is cosplay?"

[Alexandria McDougal]

"WTF? You've n-n-never heard of cosplay?" Riot asks. "It's awesome. It's like dressing up for Halloween. But kawaii as fuck."

[Paul Valmont]

Paul just looked uncertainly at Haley.

[Haley Crusek]

"...does what you want to dress up as involve tentacles?"