by Trev Anderson » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:47 pm
"Simulation failed. You must compl--"
"--Computer, shut the fuck up, I know it was horseshit!" Trev yelled. "End program!"
The room faded to its blank state and Trev was left alone in the quiet mechanical hum of the room, red-faced, sweaty, and a prime example of why fat people shouldn't wear tight costumes.
"open mountain dojo program," he said after some furious pacing and a loud sigh.
The room vanished and Trev stood in he middle of a martial arts studio on some mountain somewhere, a cool breeze rushing through the windows, and the sound of a small stream gurgling nearby. It had been a long time since he'd done any karate--not since middle school really. His school had closed and he'd gotten more involved in school, and then moved all the way to New York to finish high school at Xavier's. Sure, he'd done numerous hours of self-defense practice, but it was different from what he used to do.
Trev let himself take a few deep breaths and tried to think back to all he'd learned...and had a hard time remembering anything but the most basic katas.
"Some brown belt you are, fatass," he muttered to himself, slowly taking a bow and working his way haltingly through a kata.
((wide open))