Limbo 2.0: How Low Can You Go?

[Regan Rourke]

The summoning circle brought the kids to the front of a large cathedral. It was a gothic-style structure, with huge arches and pillars made of shining black stone. Red light filtered through stained-glass windows featuring gruesome scenes of the torture and slaughter of human beings by monstrous demons.

The sort of monstrous demons that were staring at the kids in shock.

The kids were standing at the altar, in front of a very surprised Regan, wearing a lacy and formal looking white dress that was now covered in gore and ichor. They also seemed to be standing in what remained of the groom.

Regan glanced at the demons sitting in the pews. Then she looked back at her classmates.

"Take them alive," Regan says coldly, as a group of guards advance on the group. "I have questions."

[Kay Haddock]

"What the heck! Regan!?" Kay says, trying to stand up and immediately slipping in god knows what, probably demon liver or something, and falling on her ass.

[Brigid Plunder]

Brigid looks around her, then down to what she's standing in.

"...you suck Haley!"

[Calvin Strong]

The first thing Cal thought was that hey, at least they weren't on the astral where he was a robot anymore.

The second thought he had, he said out loud. "You know, I love saying 'I told you so,' but this takes the fun out of it."

[Alex Carpenter]

Alex didn't waste any time. He didn't think about how much the astral sucked, he didn't think about all the crap happening lately. There were a bunch of nasties incoming, and dammit, he was born for this. "Bring it, assholes," he said, a steel foot planted in the ichor as he looked around, sizing up the (admittedly terrifying) demons and looking for other metal around hat he could bulk up with.

[Miranda Weaver]

Miranda, meanwhile was less than useless. She sank to the floor, rocking and muttering to herself briefly before she passed out.

[Steve Jones]

Steve managed to get up and cast Haley a disbelieving look.

'You actually listened to it, didn't you?' he mindspoke to her.

[Regan Rourke]

The crowd of demons attending the wedding began screeching for blood. A half-dozen guards lumbered towards the group, heavy footsteps echoing throughout the cathedral.

As the guards advanced, Regan turned her back and began ascending the stairs, walking towards an empty throne with her soulblade in hand.

[Alex Carpenter]

Okay, there's your answer. Those guys have enough armor to make a whole new me with. In truth, Alex was terrified. A fact readily apparent to anyone with telepathy, a spiritual link to him, or enough observation to hear the rapid metallic sound of his shaky legs (and feet) against the ground. But this was enough like those weird dreams he'd had to make him feel a LITTLE bit on his game, and plus he didn't see much of another choice as the guards came at them.

[Calvin Strong]

"So, ah, it looks like we're in the wrong place here, so, um, what do you all say we just go and you... Well, clean this guy up...?"

[Kay Haddock]

"Where are we? Regan, what the hell is going on!?" Kay says, trying to back away from the giant demons while moving towards Regan. For some reason she seemed to be giving the orders so she could order the guards to stand down, right?

[Brigid Plunder]

"Yeah, how about no?" Brigid says, gritting her teeth and snatching up a splintered bone from the... er... mess.

Her arm is a blur as she whips the bone at the cleft in one of the demons' helmets.

[Haley Crusek]

"Shut the fuck up, Steve!" she screamed. "Bigger problems!" Haley began focusing getting ready to unleash all of the power she could manage. The air around everyone vibrated with energy.

[Calvin Strong]

Keep it cool a minute, babe, Cal thought as he kept sizing up the situation. This looks... messy. Don't blow your cap too soon.

[Steve Jones]

Steve flinched from being screamed at, then truly took note of the demons and gulped.

We are so screwed.

[Haley Crusek]

I don't fucking trust anyone anymore...

Haley glared at one of the advancing demons, eyes narrowed, and just ...squeezed, trying to crush it in its own armor.

[Alex Carpenter]

Alex charged at the closest demon, putting all his weight into a punch to its gut (since he couldn't reach its face). He needed it immobilized, just for a second, just so he could get synced with its armor. The more he could suck in, the bigger he was, and the more he could do to protect his friends.

[Steve Jones]

Steve fought desperately against his growing fears. There had to be something he could do.

Demons have minds. Maybe I can... wasn't emotion how I beat Scream Queen? So what against demons?

Literally praying his idea would accomplish something, he raised an arm while projecting the image of a brightly glowing cross of pure light in his grasp. He pushed into it all of his faith in a higher power that wages war on the forces of darkness. The shape was merely how he visualized this. The will is what's important.

I do not fear the darkness. You should fear the light.

[Kayla Turnbull]

More out of instinct then planning, Kayla closed her eyes, casting out her psychic net on a all the sentient beings present, gathering up a portion of their untapped psychic potential, and drawing it to herself..

Her eyes opened, flashing blue from the influx of power. She rose into the air, breathing deeply before launching herself with a scream towards the demons closest to Regan.

[Regan Rourke]

"Where are we? Regan, what the hell is going on!?" Kay says, trying to back away from the giant demons while moving towards Regan. For some reason she seemed to be giving the orders so she could order the guards to stand down, right?

Regan ignores Kay and the ongoing chaos. As she reaches the throne, she kneels down on one knee. A nervous looking, slender demon in strange vestments approaches warily holding a crown.

As Kay backs away from the oncoming demons, a ghostly looking ball of light rises out of the floor and hovers at Kay’s side.

Then it barks. It sounds happy.

"Yeah, how about no?" Brigid says, gritting her teeth and snatching up a splintered bone from the... er... mess.

Her arm is a blur as she whips the bone at the cleft in one of the demons' helmets.

The demon guards are slow and clumsy, and Brigid is awesome. The bone stabs through the weak spot of the helmet and the demon roars in pain, stumbling backwards.

I don't fucking trust anyone anymore...

Haley glared at one of the advancing demons, eyes narrowed, and just ...squeezed, trying to crush it in its own armor.

The thing was strong, Haley’s efforts were slowing its approach, but it was harder to crush than she might think. The armor crumpled and dug into the thing’s skin and it screeched in pain, but it kept advancing.

Alex charged at the closest demon, putting all his weight into a punch to its gut (since he couldn't reach its face). He needed it immobilized, just for a second, just so he could get synced with its armor. The more he could suck in, the bigger he was, and the more he could do to protect his friends.

The hit gave it pause for a moment. Alex would have less than a second to sync up as it raises its weapon and brings it down on him with demonic strength.

Literally praying his idea would accomplish something, he raised an arm while projecting the image of a brightly glowing cross of pure light in his grasp. He pushed into it all of his faith in a higher power that wages war on the forces of darkness. The shape was merely how he visualized this. The will is what's important.

I do not fear the darkness. You should fear the light.

The demons in the pews screech in an awful chorus and shrink away from Steve, effectively keeping the students from being charged from hundreds of angry demons. It doesn’t seem to have much effect on the guards though. There’s something about the helmets they’re wearing that seem to be blocking Steve.

More out of instinct then planning, Kayla closed her eyes, casting out her psychic net on a all the sentient beings present, gathering up a portion of their untapped psychic potential, and drawing it to herself..

Her eyes opened, flashing blue from the influx of power. She rose into the air, breathing deeply before launching herself with a scream towards the demons closest to Regan.

Kayla charges into the demonic priest and throws him into the wall. He’s not much of a heavy hitter, so this would knock him unconscious instantly.

The crown goes flying high in air. As it comes back down, Regan reaches out and snatches it. With a smirk, she puts it on her head.

“Long live the queen,” Regan says.

[Kay Haddock]

"What the... Are you a ghost dog?" Kay blinks. Among all the chaos and demons, this seems almost the strangest, just due to how of place it seems. She reaches out try and 'pet' the ball of light.

[Kayla Turnbull]

“Long live the queen,” Regan says.

Kayla laughed loudly, after seeing Regan's self-important spectacle.

"A queen? C'mon. You rate a honorable mention, maybe. probably not even miss congeniality."

[Regan Rourke]

"What the... Are you a ghost dog?" Kay blinks. Among all the chaos and demons, this seems almost the strangest, just due to how of place it seems. She reaches out try and 'pet' the ball of light.

The light forms into the ghostly form of a dumb and happy looking Australian Shepherd. Kay's hand goes right through him, but he doesn't seem to notice. He wags his tail happily.

Kayla laughed loudly, after seeing Regan's self-important spectacle.

"A queen? C'mon. You rate a honorable mention, maybe. probably not even miss congeniality."

"Sorry? I didn't catch that," Regan says. She lifts her soulblade and rests it on her shoulders. "I have this weird condition from the whole 'demonic-ghost entity' deal. It's complicated, but basically I can't hear it when whores talk."

"Do you know sign language?"

[Alex Carpenter]

"...Ow..." Alex groaned from the ground, where he'd been rather forcefully smashed. Size isn't... just for show... okay...

[Kay Haddock]

The light forms into the ghostly form of a dumb and happy looking Australian Shepherd. Kay's hand goes right through him, but he doesn't seem to notice. He wags his tail happily.

Why is there a ghost dog here? This makes no sense...

"Did you get lost too? Do you, like, belong to somebody?" she says, strangely calm despite the chaos surrounding her. She might be a little bit shell-shocked and turning towards the most normal thing around. Even if that's a ghost dog.

[Alex Carpenter]

Alex, in the meantime, was trying to give his own guard problems. He might be smashed onto the ground, but he still started trying to absorb the thing's sword. And, by contact, the thing's armor.

[Kayla Turnbull]

"Do I know sign language?"

She drove her hand into the back of the demon priest's back with a blade of raw TK energy, attempting to snap it's lower spine.

"I believe that means 'you're fucked'."

[Steve Jones]

"Go for their helmets! I think they're blocking me somehow!" Steve shouted, his limited success strengthening his resolve.

[Haley Crusek]

Haley's eyes narrowed in frustration as her first tactic didn't seem to be doing anything, so she instead tried yanking the helmets off the things one by one, being not even remotely mindful of the things faces, hair, or spinal cords.

[Regan Rourke]

The light forms into the ghostly form of a dumb and happy looking Australian Shepherd. Kay's hand goes right through him, but he doesn't seem to notice. He wags his tail happily.

Why is there a ghost dog here? This makes no sense...

"Did you get lost too? Do you, like, belong to somebody?" she says, strangely calm despite the chaos surrounding her. She might be a little bit shell-shocked and turning towards the most normal thing around. Even if that's a ghost dog.

If Kay checks his collar, she'll see a tag with a name, "Sunshine Sparkles". As she's trying to solve the mystery of the non-samurai ghost dog, the dog growls at an approaching guard. The guard hesitates, keeping his distance.

Alex, in the meantime, was trying to give his own guard problems. He might be smashed onto the ground, but he still started trying to absorb the thing's sword. And, by contact, the thing's armor.

The guard struggles to free its weapon from Alex's grasp, who is starting to become big and strong enough to offer the demon significant resistance.

"Do I know sign language?"

She drove her hand into the back of the demon priest's back with a blade of raw TK energy, attempting to snap it's lower spine.

"I believe that means 'you're fucked'."

Kayla punches right through the priest's back. As with most priests, he's actually not that much of a fighter and offers about as much resistance as any other old man who spent his life studying complex demon theology.

"Uncool," Regan says, with mock sincerity. "He was only two years away from retirement. Now who's going to raise his kids?"

"Poor guy."

"Go for their helmets! I think they're blocking me somehow!" Steve shouted, his limited success strengthening his resolve.

Resolve was a good thing! A few of the weaker looking demons in the crowd suddenly burst into flames!

Their friends looked very concerned. And terrified. Several started exiting the cathedral in a panicked fashion.

Haley's eyes narrowed in frustration as her first tactic didn't seem to be doing anything, so she instead tried yanking the helmets off the things one by one, being not even remotely mindful of the things faces, hair, or spinal cords.

This was difficult, subtle work that would take her a bit, but she did manage to rip the helmet off of one of the guards.

Most of his head came with it, so Steve's effect on it was probably a moot point.

[Kay Haddock]

If Kay checks his collar, she'll see a tag with a name, "Sunshine Sparkles". As she's trying to solve the mystery of the non-samurai ghost dog, the dog growls at an approaching guard. The guard hesitates, keeping his distance.

"Good dog, Sunshine! You show those assholes who's boss!" she says, sticking her tongue out at the demon guard.

"Regan, why is there a ghost dog here?"

[Alex Carpenter]

"Every princess needs a pet," Alex grunted, wrestling his way to his feet. On an impulse, he shifted his focus on the armor to making it erupt inward at the demon.

[Haley Crusek]

"Fuck subtlety. Die motherfuckers!" Haley roared, a corona of psionic energy forming around her as she just slammed every ounce of her power into a blast directed at one of the demons not currently running.

[Kayla Turnbull]

"Poor Guy."

"Poor You."

Kayla stood up purposely, running the back of her hand across her face and tongue, leaving a trail of demon blood. She then strode towards Regan, smiling.

[Calvin Strong]

Cal sighed, and since it was what all the cool kids were doing, loosed a lightning bolt at the demon along with Haley.

[Brigid Plunder]

Brigid jumps at the demon she wedged the bone in the helmet of, and tries to climb up its armor, aiming to slam her fist into the shard of bone to ram it home.

[Regan Rourke]

"Good dog, Sunshine! You show those assholes who's boss!" she says, sticking her tongue out at the demon guard.

"Regan, why is there a ghost dog here?"

"He must like you," Regan says. She floats off the ground and starts coming down the steps towards the rest of the group as they fought back the demon guards. "What's been going on? I haven't seen you in forever."

As usual, Regan seemed to neither notice or care about the problems she had caused.

"Every princess needs a pet," Alex grunted, wrestling his way to his feet. On an impulse, he shifted his focus on the armor to making it erupt inward at the demon.

The demon was tough, but not tougher then the armor. I mean, that's kind of the point of armor. The crushing force crippled the demon guard and it toppled over.

"Fuck subtlety. Die motherfuckers!" Haley roared, a corona of psionic energy forming around her as she just slammed every ounce of her power into a blast directed at one of the demons not currently running.

Cal sighed, and since it was what all the cool kids were doing, loosed a lightning bolt at the demon along with Haley.

Calvin's blast fried the thing nice and toasty while Haley's blast knocked the demon guard's into the air and out of a window depicting someone in what appeared to be Japanese rope bondage. Only with barbed wire instead of rope. Gross.

Also there was a Wilhelm scream. There's always a Wilhelm scream.

Brigid jumps at the demon she wedged the bone in the helmet of, and tries to climb up its armor, aiming to slam her fist into the shard of bone to ram it home.

The guard's aren't particularly agile and it mostly tried to flail around uselessly and shake Brigid off. Until she drove a bone through it's head. Then it just sort of stumbled around for a moment before toppling over.

They don't make demon guards like they used to.

[Alex Carpenter]

"You know," Alex shouted, his voice weird and echoey as he bulked up from the thing's armor, a kind of righteous annoyance bordering on anger flashing through him, "We're kind of at risk of death here, you want to tell us what the fucking score is, Regan?" He charged at the next guard, bringing a much more powerful blow in against the thing to try to drive it to the ground.

[Steve Jones]

"If she even is Regan anymore," Steve said, warding off any demons trying to get close.

[Kay Haddock]

"He must like you," Regan says. She floats off the ground and starts coming down the steps towards the rest of the group as they fought back the demon guards. "What's been going on? I haven't seen you in forever."

As usual, Regan seemed to neither notice or care about the problems she had caused.

"Oh I dunno, wondering where the hell you went, getting sucked into hell, seeing you turned into some kinda demon queen?" she says, looking pissed. Well, as pissed as Kay can look while petting a ghost dog, which is to say not very.